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"Merde" Definition Hoodie – Unisex Dance Hoodie with Meaning Behind the Pre-Performance Good Luck Phrase
"Merde" Definition Hoodie – Unisex Dance Hoodie with Meaning Behind the Pre-Performance Good Luck Phrase
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- Hats
- Youth Tees
- Youth Sweatshirts & Hoodies
- Toddler Tees
- Toddler Sweatshirts & Hoodies
- Infant Tees & Bodysuits
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- Mugs
- Notebooks
- Stickers
- Scrunchies
- Pillows
- Sandals
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Changed your mind
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ADULT TEES
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
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Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
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Sleeve length |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
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Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
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Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
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Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Unisex 3\4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Width, in |
17.64 |
19.61 |
21.61 |
23.62 |
25.63 |
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Length, in |
27.13 |
28.11 |
29.13 |
30.12 |
31.14 |
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Sleeve length, in |
23.70 |
24.45 |
25.20 |
25.94 |
26.69 |
Unisex Long Sleeve Tee for adults & teens
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
23.98 |
25.98 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
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Length, in |
27.99 |
28.98 |
30.00 |
30.98 |
32.01 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
25.00 |
25.51 |
25.98 |
26.50 |
27.01 |
27.52 |
28.03 |
28.54 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Womens Faded Crop Tee
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Width, in |
18.75 |
19.75 |
20.75 |
21.75 |
22.75 |
23.75 |
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Length, in |
18.00 |
18.50 |
19.00 |
19.25 |
19.75 |
20.00 |
Spaghetti Strap Tank Top
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Width, in |
13.25 |
14.00 |
14.75 |
15.75 |
16.75 |
17.75 |
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Length, in |
12.25 |
12.62 |
13.00 |
13.37 |
13.75 |
14.12 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
ADULT SWEATSHIRTS, HOODIES, & FLANNELS
Unisex Adult Hoodie
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
21.00 |
23.00 |
25.00 |
26.50 |
28.00 |
29.50 |
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Length, in |
27.50 |
28.50 |
29.50 |
30.50 |
31.50 |
32.50 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
31.50 |
33.50 |
35.25 |
36.75 |
38.25 |
39.25 |
Unisex Lightweight Crewneck Sweatshirt
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
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Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Womens Cropped Sweatshirt
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Length, in |
17.00 |
18.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
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Width, in |
21.37 |
22.75 |
25.50 |
27.12 |
29.12 |
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Sleeve length, in |
20.67 |
20.67 |
20.87 |
20.98 |
21.10 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Unisex Flannel Shirt
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
20.75 |
21.75 |
22.75 |
23.75 |
24.75 |
25.75 |
26.75 |
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Length, in |
28.75 |
29.75 |
30.75 |
31.75 |
32.75 |
33.75 |
34.75 |
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Sleeve length, in |
24.00 |
25.00 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
ADULT SWEATPANTS & SHORTS
Unisex Adult Sweatpants (Premium)
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Waist width, in |
15.00 |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
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Inseam, in |
27.75 |
28.25 |
28.75 |
29.25 |
29.75 |
Unisex Sweat Shorts Adults (Premium)
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Inseam, in |
7.50 |
7.50 |
7.50 |
7.50 |
7.50 |
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Inseam Tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
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Waist Relaxed, in |
15.00 |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
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Waist Tolerance, in |
0.75 |
0.75 |
0.75 |
0.75 |
0.75 |
Unisex Basketball Shorts (Premium)
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Waist width, in |
11.97 - 13.46 |
13.98 - 15.47 |
15.98 - 16.97 |
17.48 - 18.98 |
19.49 - 20.98 |
21.50 - 22.99 |
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Hips width, in |
15.75 - 16.97 |
17.48 - 18.98 |
18.98 - 20.47 |
20.47 - 21.97 |
21.97 - 23.46 |
23.46 - 25.00 |
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Length, in |
23.19 |
23.74 |
24.25 |
24.76 |
25.24 |
25.24 |
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Inseam length, in |
8.23 |
8.15 |
8.19 |
8.11 |
8.07 |
8.07 |
ADULT JACKETS
Letterman Jackets for Adults (Premium)
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
19.20 |
20.80 |
22.40 |
24.00 |
25.60 |
27.20 |
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Length, in |
26.00 |
27.20 |
28.40 |
29.60 |
30.80 |
32.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
25.20 |
26.00 |
26.80 |
27.60 |
28.40 |
29.20 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
HATS
Unisex Trucker Hats
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One size |
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Circumference, in |
22.80 |
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Crown height, in |
3.50 |
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Bill length, in |
3.03 |
YOUTH TEES
Youth Short Sleeve Tee
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
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Width, in |
16.14 |
16.93 |
18.11 |
18.90 |
20.08 |
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Length, in |
20.47 |
22.05 |
23.62 |
25.20 |
26.38 |
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Sleeve length (from center back), in |
13.39 |
14.17 |
15.35 |
16.14 |
17.32 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
YOUTH HOODIES & SWEATSHIRTS
Unisex Youth Hoodie
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
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Width, in |
16.93 |
18.11 |
18.90 |
20.08 |
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Length, in |
21.26 |
22.44 |
24.02 |
25.59 |
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Sleeve length (from center back), in |
26.50 |
27.76 |
30.24 |
32.99 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
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Width, in |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.00 |
20.00 |
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Height, in |
19.75 |
21.25 |
22.50 |
24.00 |
25.50 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
23.50 |
26.50 |
27.75 |
30.25 |
33.00 |
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Size tolerance , in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
TODDLER TEES
Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
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2T |
3T |
4T |
5T |
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Width, in |
12.00 |
13.00 |
14.00 |
15.00 |
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Length, in |
15.50 |
16.50 |
17.50 |
18.50 |
Toddler Long Sleeve Tee
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2T |
3T |
4T |
5-6T |
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Length, in |
15.50 |
16.50 |
17.50 |
18.50 |
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Width, in |
13.00 |
14.00 |
15.00 |
16.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
11.00 |
11.75 |
12.50 |
14.75 |
TODDLER HOODIES & SWEATSHIRTS
Toddler Pullover Hoodie
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2T |
4T |
5-6T |
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Length, in |
15.62 |
16.62 |
17.62 |
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Width, in |
14.50 |
15.50 |
16.50 |
|
Sleeve length, in |
12.00 |
12.75 |
13.50 |
Toddler Sweatshirt
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2T |
3T |
4T |
5/6 Years |
7T |
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Body Length, in |
15.00 |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.00 |
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Chest Width (Laid Flat), in |
13.00 |
13.50 |
14.00 |
15.00 |
15.50 |
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Sleeve Length, in |
11.75 |
12.25 |
13.75 |
16.00 |
16.75 |
INFANT TEES & BODYSUITS
Infant Fine Jersey Tee
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6M |
12M |
18M |
24M |
|
Width, in |
10.00 |
11.00 |
12.00 |
13.00 |
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Length, in |
12.50 |
13.50 |
14.50 |
15.50 |
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Sleeve length, in |
3.75 |
4.00 |
4.25 |
4.75 |
|
Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Infant Short Sleeve Bodysuit
|
|
NB (0-3M) |
6M |
12M |
18M |
24M |
|
Width, in |
7.50 |
9.00 |
10.00 |
11.00 |
12.00 |
|
Length, in |
10.75 |
11.76 |
12.75 |
13.75 |
14.75 |
|
Sleeve length, in |
2.52 |
2.76 |
2.99 |
3.23 |
3.50 |
Infant Long Sleeve Bodysuit
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NB (0-3M) |
6M |
12M |
18M |
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Width, in |
7.24 |
8.74 |
9.72 |
10.75 |
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Length, in |
10.75 |
11.73 |
12.76 |
13.78 |
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Sleeve length, in |
8.37 |
8.62 |
8.87 |
10.00 |
BAGS
Tote Bags with Color Handles
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13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
|
Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
|
Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
|
Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
|
Handle length, in |
28.74 |
28.74 |
28.74 |
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Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Makeup Bag
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Small |
Large |
|
Top length, in |
8.66 |
12.60 |
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Bottom length, in |
6.75 |
9.75 |
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Width, in |
2.36 |
3.15 |
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Height, in |
4.72 |
7.28 |
MUGS
Accent Mugs
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|
11oz |
15oz |
|
Height, in |
3.78 |
4.76 |
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Diameter, in |
3.23 |
>
3.39 |
40oz Insulated Travel Mug
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|
40oz |
|
Height, in |
9.84 |
|
Width with handle, in |
5.79 |
|
Diameter, in |
4.02 |
NOTEBOOKS
Spiral Notebook
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|
One Size |
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Height, in |
8.00 |
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Length, in |
6.00 |
|
Thickness, in |
0.60 |
STICKERS
Kiss-Cut Vinyl Stickers
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|
2" × 2" |
3" × 3" |
4" × 4" |
6" × 6" |
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Width, in |
2.00 |
3.00 |
4.00 |
6.00 |
|
Length, in |
2.00 |
3.00 |
4.00 |
6.00 |
SCRUNCHIES
| 4'' × 4'' | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 4.00 |
| Width, in | 4.00 |
PILLOWS
| 14" × 14" | 16" × 16" | 18" × 18" | 20" × 20" | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Insert width, in | 16.00 - 17.00 | 18.00 - 19.00 | 20.00 - 21.00 | 22.00 - 23.00 |
| Insert length, in | 16.00 - 17.00 | 18.00 - 19.00 | 20.00 - 21.00 | 22.00 - 23.00 |
| Cover width, in | 14.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 |
| Cover length, in | 14.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 0.50 | 0.50 | 0.50 | 0.50 |
SANDALS
Women’s Slip-On Sandals
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|
US 6 |
US 7 |
US 8 |
US 9 |
US 10 |
US 11 |
US 12 |
|
EU size |
37.5 |
39 |
40 |
41 |
42 |
43 |
44 |
|
UK size |
3.5 |
4.5 |
5.5 |
6.5 |
7.5 |
8.5 |
9.5 |
|
Length, in |
9.06 |
9.49 |
9.80 |
10.12 |
10.31 |
10.51 |
10.79 |
Men’s Slip-On Sandals
|
|
US 6 |
US 7 |
US 8 |
US 9 |
US 10 |
US 11 |
US 12 |
US 13 |
US 14 |
|
EU size |
40 |
41 |
42 |
43 |
44 |
45 |
46 |
47 |
49 |
|
UK size |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
|
Length, in |
9.80 |
10.12 |
10.31 |
10.59 |
10.79 |
11.10 |
11.30 |
11.61 |
12.20 |
Youth Slip-On Sandals
|
|
Kid's 13 |
US 1 |
US 2 |
US 3 |
US 4 |
US 5 |
|
EU size |
33 |
34 |
36 |
37 |
38 |
39 |
|
UK size |
12 |
13 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
|
Length, in |
7.68 |
8.03 |
8.39 |
8.70 |
9.06 |
9.37 |
Merde Definition Hoodie – Unisex Dance Hoodie with Ballet-Inspired Good Luck Phrase 🩰✨🧥
Channel backstage energy and dancer wisdom with the cozy and clever “Merde” hoodie! Featuring the definition of the iconic word and an explanation of why dancers say it before hitting the stage, this sweatshirt is equal parts comfy and culturally iconic. Whether you’re a ballet buff or a hip-hop hero, this hoodie is a nod to the traditions that connect dancers worldwide.
Crafted from a soft and durable cotton-poly blend, this unisex hoodie is perfect for warming up, chilling out, or grabbing a post-show smoothie. With a spacious kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood, it’s made for dancers who love expressing their passion—even in their offstage style.
🎁 A fun and thoughtful gift for dancers, teachers, and theater lovers alike! Perfect for birthdays, recitals, holidays, or just spreading good vibes and a little stage superstition.
💫 Product Features:
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🧥 Spacious kangaroo pocket for keeping hands warm or holding snacks
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🧵 Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized, comfy fit
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👕 One-piece knit body for a smooth, modern silhouette
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💪 Durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend = softness meets structure
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🩰 Merde phrase definition + performance explanation printed for major dance cred
🧼 Care Instructions:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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🔄 Tumble dry medium
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🚫 No dry cleaning
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♨️ Iron/steam on low if needed
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🚫 Use only non-chlorine bleach when necessary
Whether it’s pre-show nerves or post-class chill mode, this hoodie says it all—
Because in the dance world, we don’t say “good luck.” We say Merde! 💃🩰💥
Full definition text reads as follows: "[merd maird] - noun - A French word for "poop" and also a way for dancers to wish each other success before a performance, a tradition rooted in 19th-century Paris ballet."
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