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“Merde” Definition Tee – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt for Teens & Adults
“Merde” Definition Tee – Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt for Teens & Adults
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- Adult Tees
- Adult Sweatshirts & Hoodies
- Adult Sweatpants & Shorts
- Adult Jackets
- Hats
- Youth Tees
- Youth Sweatshirts & Hoodies
- Toddler Tees
- Toddler Sweatshirts & Hoodies
- Infant Tees & Bodysuits
- Bags
- Mugs
- Notebooks
- Stickers
- Scrunchies
- Pillows
- Sandals
At Jeté, each product is made to order through our print-on-demand process, meaning every item is unique and created just for you. Because of this, returns and exchanges are generally not accepted if you:
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Ordered the wrong size or color
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Changed your mind
We understand mistakes happen, so if you have a concern about your order, please contact us at info@jeteshop.com — we’ll always do our best to help.
ADULT TEES
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
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Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
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Sleeve length |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
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Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
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Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
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Length, in |
26.62 |
28.00 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19.00 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
Unisex 3\4 Sleeve Baseball Tee
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Width, in |
17.64 |
19.61 |
21.61 |
23.62 |
25.63 |
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Length, in |
27.13 |
28.11 |
29.13 |
30.12 |
31.14 |
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Sleeve length, in |
23.70 |
24.45 |
25.20 |
25.94 |
26.69 |
Unisex Long Sleeve Tee for adults & teens
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
22.01 |
23.98 |
25.98 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
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Length, in |
27.99 |
28.98 |
30.00 |
30.98 |
32.01 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
25.00 |
25.51 |
25.98 |
26.50 |
27.01 |
27.52 |
28.03 |
28.54 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Womens Faded Crop Tee
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Width, in |
18.75 |
19.75 |
20.75 |
21.75 |
22.75 |
23.75 |
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Length, in |
18.00 |
18.50 |
19.00 |
19.25 |
19.75 |
20.00 |
Spaghetti Strap Tank Top
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Width, in |
13.25 |
14.00 |
14.75 |
15.75 |
16.75 |
17.75 |
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Length, in |
12.25 |
12.62 |
13.00 |
13.37 |
13.75 |
14.12 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
ADULT SWEATSHIRTS, HOODIES, & FLANNELS
Unisex Adult Hoodie
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
21.00 |
23.00 |
25.00 |
26.50 |
28.00 |
29.50 |
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Length, in |
27.50 |
28.50 |
29.50 |
30.50 |
31.50 |
32.50 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
31.50 |
33.50 |
35.25 |
36.75 |
38.25 |
39.25 |
Unisex Lightweight Crewneck Sweatshirt
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
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Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Womens Cropped Sweatshirt
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Length, in |
17.00 |
18.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
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Width, in |
21.37 |
22.75 |
25.50 |
27.12 |
29.12 |
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Sleeve length, in |
20.67 |
20.67 |
20.87 |
20.98 |
21.10 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Unisex Flannel Shirt
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
20.75 |
21.75 |
22.75 |
23.75 |
24.75 |
25.75 |
26.75 |
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Length, in |
28.75 |
29.75 |
30.75 |
31.75 |
32.75 |
33.75 |
34.75 |
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Sleeve length, in |
24.00 |
25.00 |
26.00 |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
ADULT SWEATPANTS & SHORTS
Unisex Adult Sweatpants (Premium)
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Waist width, in |
15.00 |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
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Inseam, in |
27.75 |
28.25 |
28.75 |
29.25 |
29.75 |
Unisex Sweat Shorts Adults (Premium)
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Inseam, in |
7.50 |
7.50 |
7.50 |
7.50 |
7.50 |
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Inseam Tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
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Waist Relaxed, in |
15.00 |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
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Waist Tolerance, in |
0.75 |
0.75 |
0.75 |
0.75 |
0.75 |
Unisex Basketball Shorts (Premium)
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Waist width, in |
11.97 - 13.46 |
13.98 - 15.47 |
15.98 - 16.97 |
17.48 - 18.98 |
19.49 - 20.98 |
21.50 - 22.99 |
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Hips width, in |
15.75 - 16.97 |
17.48 - 18.98 |
18.98 - 20.47 |
20.47 - 21.97 |
21.97 - 23.46 |
23.46 - 25.00 |
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Length, in |
23.19 |
23.74 |
24.25 |
24.76 |
25.24 |
25.24 |
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Inseam length, in |
8.23 |
8.15 |
8.19 |
8.11 |
8.07 |
8.07 |
ADULT JACKETS
Letterman Jackets for Adults (Premium)
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in |
19.20 |
20.80 |
22.40 |
24.00 |
25.60 |
27.20 |
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Length, in |
26.00 |
27.20 |
28.40 |
29.60 |
30.80 |
32.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
25.20 |
26.00 |
26.80 |
27.60 |
28.40 |
29.20 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
HATS
Unisex Trucker Hats
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One size |
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Circumference, in |
22.80 |
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Crown height, in |
3.50 |
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Bill length, in |
3.03 |
YOUTH TEES
Youth Short Sleeve Tee
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
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Width, in |
16.14 |
16.93 |
18.11 |
18.90 |
20.08 |
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Length, in |
20.47 |
22.05 |
23.62 |
25.20 |
26.38 |
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Sleeve length (from center back), in |
13.39 |
14.17 |
15.35 |
16.14 |
17.32 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
YOUTH HOODIES & SWEATSHIRTS
Unisex Youth Hoodie
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
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Width, in |
16.93 |
18.11 |
18.90 |
20.08 |
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Length, in |
21.26 |
22.44 |
24.02 |
25.59 |
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Sleeve length (from center back), in |
26.50 |
27.76 |
30.24 |
32.99 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Youth Crewneck Sweatshirt
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
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Width, in |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.00 |
20.00 |
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Height, in |
19.75 |
21.25 |
22.50 |
24.00 |
25.50 |
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Sleeve length from center back, in |
23.50 |
26.50 |
27.75 |
30.25 |
33.00 |
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Size tolerance , in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
TODDLER TEES
Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
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2T |
3T |
4T |
5T |
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Width, in |
12.00 |
13.00 |
14.00 |
15.00 |
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Length, in |
15.50 |
16.50 |
17.50 |
18.50 |
Toddler Long Sleeve Tee
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2T |
3T |
4T |
5-6T |
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Length, in |
15.50 |
16.50 |
17.50 |
18.50 |
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Width, in |
13.00 |
14.00 |
15.00 |
16.00 |
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Sleeve length, in |
11.00 |
11.75 |
12.50 |
14.75 |
TODDLER HOODIES & SWEATSHIRTS
Toddler Pullover Hoodie
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2T |
4T |
5-6T |
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Length, in |
15.62 |
16.62 |
17.62 |
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Width, in |
14.50 |
15.50 |
16.50 |
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Sleeve length, in |
12.00 |
12.75 |
13.50 |
Toddler Sweatshirt
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2T |
3T |
4T |
5/6 Years |
7T |
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Body Length, in |
15.00 |
16.00 |
17.00 |
18.00 |
19.00 |
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Chest Width (Laid Flat), in |
13.00 |
13.50 |
14.00 |
15.00 |
15.50 |
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Sleeve Length, in |
11.75 |
12.25 |
13.75 |
16.00 |
16.75 |
INFANT TEES & BODYSUITS
Infant Fine Jersey Tee
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6M |
12M |
18M |
24M |
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Width, in |
10.00 |
11.00 |
12.00 |
13.00 |
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Length, in |
12.50 |
13.50 |
14.50 |
15.50 |
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Sleeve length, in |
3.75 |
4.00 |
4.25 |
4.75 |
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Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Infant Short Sleeve Bodysuit
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NB (0-3M) |
6M |
12M |
18M |
24M |
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Width, in |
7.50 |
9.00 |
10.00 |
11.00 |
12.00 |
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Length, in |
10.75 |
11.76 |
12.75 |
13.75 |
14.75 |
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Sleeve length, in |
2.52 |
2.76 |
2.99 |
3.23 |
3.50 |
Infant Long Sleeve Bodysuit
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NB (0-3M) |
6M |
12M |
18M |
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Width, in |
7.24 |
8.74 |
9.72 |
10.75 |
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Length, in |
10.75 |
11.73 |
12.76 |
13.78 |
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Sleeve length, in |
8.37 |
8.62 |
8.87 |
10.00 |
BAGS
Tote Bags with Color Handles
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13" × 13'' |
16" × 16'' |
18" × 18'' |
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Height, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
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Length, in |
13.00 |
16.00 |
18.00 |
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Width, in |
3.00 |
3.00 |
3.00 |
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Handle length, in |
28.74 |
28.74 |
28.74 |
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Handle width, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Makeup Bag
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Small |
Large |
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Top length, in |
8.66 |
12.60 |
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Bottom length, in |
6.75 |
9.75 |
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Width, in |
2.36 |
3.15 |
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Height, in |
4.72 |
7.28 |
MUGS
Accent Mugs
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11oz |
15oz |
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Height, in |
3.78 |
4.76 |
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Diameter, in |
3.23 |
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3.39 |
40oz Insulated Travel Mug
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40oz |
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Height, in |
9.84 |
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Width with handle, in |
5.79 |
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Diameter, in |
4.02 |
NOTEBOOKS
Spiral Notebook
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One Size |
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Height, in |
8.00 |
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Length, in |
6.00 |
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Thickness, in |
0.60 |
STICKERS
Kiss-Cut Vinyl Stickers
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2" × 2" |
3" × 3" |
4" × 4" |
6" × 6" |
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Width, in |
2.00 |
3.00 |
4.00 |
6.00 |
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Length, in |
2.00 |
3.00 |
4.00 |
6.00 |
SCRUNCHIES
| 4'' × 4'' | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 4.00 |
| Width, in | 4.00 |
PILLOWS
| 14" × 14" | 16" × 16" | 18" × 18" | 20" × 20" | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Insert width, in | 16.00 - 17.00 | 18.00 - 19.00 | 20.00 - 21.00 | 22.00 - 23.00 |
| Insert length, in | 16.00 - 17.00 | 18.00 - 19.00 | 20.00 - 21.00 | 22.00 - 23.00 |
| Cover width, in | 14.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 |
| Cover length, in | 14.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 0.50 | 0.50 | 0.50 | 0.50 |
SANDALS
Women’s Slip-On Sandals
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US 6 |
US 7 |
US 8 |
US 9 |
US 10 |
US 11 |
US 12 |
|
EU size |
37.5 |
39 |
40 |
41 |
42 |
43 |
44 |
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UK size |
3.5 |
4.5 |
5.5 |
6.5 |
7.5 |
8.5 |
9.5 |
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Length, in |
9.06 |
9.49 |
9.80 |
10.12 |
10.31 |
10.51 |
10.79 |
Men’s Slip-On Sandals
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|
US 6 |
US 7 |
US 8 |
US 9 |
US 10 |
US 11 |
US 12 |
US 13 |
US 14 |
|
EU size |
40 |
41 |
42 |
43 |
44 |
45 |
46 |
47 |
49 |
|
UK size |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
|
Length, in |
9.80 |
10.12 |
10.31 |
10.59 |
10.79 |
11.10 |
11.30 |
11.61 |
12.20 |
Youth Slip-On Sandals
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|
Kid's 13 |
US 1 |
US 2 |
US 3 |
US 4 |
US 5 |
|
EU size |
33 |
34 |
36 |
37 |
38 |
39 |
|
UK size |
12 |
13 |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
|
Length, in |
7.68 |
8.03 |
8.39 |
8.70 |
9.06 |
9.37 |
Merde Tee 💩✨
Say it loud, say it proud: MERDE! This dance-world staple just got a stylish (and hilarious) upgrade. The Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee featuring the tongue-in-cheek definition of "Merde" is equal parts iconic and ironic — perfect for dancers who know their craft and love their culture with a side of sass. 👑
Text on Tee:
Merde, [merd, maird] noun
A French word for poop and also a way for dancers to wish each other success before a performance, a tradition rooted in 19th-century Paris ballet.
Whether you’re backstage, on campus, or just vibing at brunch with your dance crew, this tee serves laughs, legacy, and look—all in one go.
Why it slays (besides the word "poop" being on it):
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🧵 100% US-grown cotton = comfy, breathable, and built to last
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🎨 Smooth fabric surface = crisp, clear, premium-level print
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💪 No side seams + shoulder tape = max comfort, no itch
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👕 Classic fit + crew neck = effortlessly stylish for all occasions
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✅ Tear-away label = zero scratchy distractions
From studio warmups to performance day rituals, this tee brings good vibes, great laughs, and a nod to ballet history you’ll actually want to wear. Also? Makes the perfect gift for your dance bestie, teacher, or castmate before opening night.
Care tip: Say “merde” to dry cleaning. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and you’re good to go.
#MerdeTee #JetéHumorDrop #DanceCultureWithStyle
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