Merde Tee 💩✨
Say it loud, say it proud: MERDE! This dance-world staple just got a stylish (and hilarious) upgrade. The Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee featuring the tongue-in-cheek definition of "Merde" is equal parts iconic and ironic — perfect for dancers who know their craft and love their culture with a side of sass. 👑
Text on Tee:
Merde, [merd, maird] noun
A French word for poop and also a way for dancers to wish each other success before a performance, a tradition rooted in 19th-century Paris ballet.
Whether you’re backstage, on campus, or just vibing at brunch with your dance crew, this tee serves laughs, legacy, and look—all in one go.
Why it slays (besides the word "poop" being on it):
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🧵 100% US-grown cotton = comfy, breathable, and built to last
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🎨 Smooth fabric surface = crisp, clear, premium-level print
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💪 No side seams + shoulder tape = max comfort, no itch
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👕 Classic fit + crew neck = effortlessly stylish for all occasions
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✅ Tear-away label = zero scratchy distractions
From studio warmups to performance day rituals, this tee brings good vibes, great laughs, and a nod to ballet history you’ll actually want to wear. Also? Makes the perfect gift for your dance bestie, teacher, or castmate before opening night.
Care tip: Say “merde” to dry cleaning. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and you’re good to go.
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